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Sunday, December 30, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
|Robot being slowly grilled for experimental reasons.|
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
There is nothing natural in Piccadilly Circus.
As a mature scientist I want to seek out what lies beneath the surface.
No buildings, no cars, no roads. Unlock the raw materials.
It's the piece that everyone remembers him for, it's the piece.
We're going to be fine, I trust you (surge in background music, lyrics almost fitting the scene, but not quite).
We're going to make a fortune when we sell. I think it can actually see heat.
The truth is they can't start anything until they get access. That's the truth.
Everything is costing them money.
I remember my first terrorist attack. The next day they took away our sweets.
Just one day, maybe it will make a difference, just one day.
I used to get hate mail, early on, all about my material, used to get hate mail.
He is Oscar Wilde in so many ways but not, something quite hot, joking, sometimes filthy.
She just used to laugh about it, laugh, she died laughing, so I heard.
I'll even sign autographs, that's what I'll do and it'll be the best night ever.
Well let's see how hot the little lady is...you're on fire.
Are you getting me a latte? Are you using that machine? Are you the part owner of this cafe?
Extraordinary things, try to change the way you see things, it's available now, never been a better time.
Take it with you, carry it with you, carry that film moment with you, carry like a reel of 35mm, like a can, like a tape, like you made it, own it. Like you wrote it. Did you write it?
He's one step ahead of the rest of us; how can that actually be?
This is it, this is the room.
I feel something happening, I can really feel it, something in the metal, something happening, in there, you're getting feedback from it, it's coming back at you, you begin to learn. Trial and error.
“I think I realised that it was best not to think about it, just allow myself to get into that person, not to try to write or concoct something, I just needed to allow myself to be that person for as long as I need, I just become them and let that life force, that calculated but natural moment of their own existence and experience to happen. Let things happen to you, let the universe flow through you. The universe, you stretch and compress, you test it, you let it happen. That is the best and most appropriate characterisation working protocol.”
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Dark love songs
In the grey night of the soul
When her harpoons flop
She breathes in the salty air
And I pray that she may stop
So her heartbeats mix with mine
The rhythmic seagulls cry
Flying high across our heads
She spits back in my eye
See the wreckage on the shore
The ribs of rotten souls
Where the white fish turns to black
I ask her for some more
I simply want some more
You sing me those dark love songs but all I hear is the sea.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Today on the radio:
The industrial scale scam was worth more than £60m.
I prefer to eat from a small plate for reasons of scale, appetite and hygiene. I think you'll find that it can also work for you.
If you break the rules you can make a lot of money.
It was alleged that the man from the North of England stole four ferrets, three rabbits, four guinea pigs, four baby rabbits and a skipping rope.
“The surgery discomfort and irritation persists, it will take a little of time to erase itself from the pain glands,” said the troubled and badly translated Indian actor by now aged 69.
You can be lucky and not get shot at.
It's not the same Chelsea Girl as the Chelsea Girl you're thinking of, no, not at all.
Any action taken going forward must be sanctioned by the Arab League, God Bless them.
Tortured and tormented, why is the Scream so popular?
(The Scream) It adorns countless mugs...in homes around the world.
The case has been closely watched and could trigger a major shake up in the way football TV rights are sold, or maybe not.
The man told another man in Croydon, “it was me”.
The AN-148 is a relatively new Russian jet but a wheel fell off.
There's a great night of television entertainment ahead of us.
There are more people now in the country than there were in Victorian times.
Society as a whole changes, we can see that clearly right now, we can see telephone books and shipping records as never before.
He was the sport's poster boy but now he's acting like a complete arse.
Slow broadband hits “many homes”.
“Have you noticed that the clouds are dropping in New Zealand?” “I'm not a cloud expert” she replied.
A man punched another man and then pushed yet another other man in a bar where beer was sold at quite reasonable prices.
An expert carefully removed it using only a convenient fish slice.
A small number of activists are really trying hard to fuck things up.
A portrait that may or may not be of Emily Bronte has been sold for the price of a half decent second hand car, nobody was particularly surprised.
My reaction was shock but not surprise, this is because I'm unclear on the precise meaning and common uses of the word surprise.
A teenager who posed as Katie Price has been given a community sentence.
Is there or is there not a support network in place for people trying to cope?
Everybody had these posters sitting on the desk just waiting to put them up.
Dawkins is not sure if God exists and neither am I. I'm also not sure that Dawkins exists.
A century of sand dredging in the Bristol Channel and where are we?
The A905 is still partially blocked. More from me in around fifteen minutes.